What a sweet little pumpernickel
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
im a snail and god is salting me
I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

Flip your phone upside down
worth it
I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy



“The parts of a human being.“ From Egyptian Magic by S. S. D. D., 1896.
See The Egyptian Secrets in Your Name.
Egyptologists might appreciate my unusual collection of vintage Egyptian and mummy imagery.

